Illustrated Solutions Store
Shopping Tote Bag | Sarcastic Jute
Shopping Tote Bag | Sarcastic Jute
- Free UK Delivery
Hand-Pressed
Made to Last
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Shopping, but make it funny. Our sarcastic jute shopping bag is available with playful sayings like “Shopping Is My Cardio”, “I’m Not A Shopaholic I’m Just Helping The Economy” and “Shopping Cheaper Than Therapy” — perfect for retail lovers with a sense of humour. Hand-pressed in the UK by our small family business, it’s durable, reusable and a fun eco-friendly alternative to plastic bags — ideal for errands, shopping trips or gifting.
Looking for a personalised version? Get in touch.
Quality & Printing
Quality & Printing
Each bag is hand-pressed in our UK studio using high-quality printing techniques. The design is applied with care to ensure a sharp, vibrant finish that is made to last and won’t easily peel or fade.
Specifications
Specifications
- Material:
- Vanilla/White Totes: Polyester
- Black: Canvas
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Size:
- Vanilla/White Totes: Approx. 41 x 37 cm
- Handle Drop Length: Approx. 27 cm
- Black Canvas: Approx. 38 x 40 cm
- Handle Drop Length: Approx. 24cm
- Vanilla/White Totes: Approx. 41 x 37 cm
- Print: Single-sided
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
To keep your bag looking its best:
- Wipe clean or hand wash recommended
- Avoid tumble drying
- Do not iron directly over the printed area
Printed designs are applied for durability and long-lasting colour.
Delivery & Production
Delivery & Production
Each item is made to order and hand-pressed in our UK studio, ensuring a high-quality finish and attention to detail.
- Orders are typically dispatched within 3–5 working days.
- 🚚 Free UK delivery is included with every order and is sent via a tracked service.
- If you need your order sooner, you can upgrade to a faster tracked delivery option at checkout.
All items are carefully packaged to ensure they arrive safely and in perfect condition.
As each item is individually made, slight variations in print placement may occur.
A thoughtful, hand-pressed product — not mass produced.
About Us
About Us
- Each bag is hand-pressed in our UK studio using carefully selected materials and processes.
- As a small family-run business, we take pride in producing items that are made properly and finished with care.
